Jennifer Theoret is a poet of Alburg who takes so much poetic license, in time she will lose her license for drunk writing.

Most conservatives are manipulated and used by the top 2% rich [T2R] and their lobbyists and think-tankers who are the spawns of the devil with horns and forked tails that are invisible to pro lifers, the T2R, the media barons, and their hired guns. Pro lifers shut out overpopulation and focus on abdominal images of thumb-sucking 12-week-old embryos [lead article of Vermont Times, conservative rag,1-29-03]. I can think of something a little bigger but a lot more exciting to suck than an embryonic thumb; but I get ahead of myself. They also shut out the lavish financing of the pro-life lobby by the T2R because without the abortion issue, the conservative block would fall apart like "concrete" of water and pebbles without cement. But I digress. Time was when our commander-in-chief screwed consenting adults rather than entire nations. Ask wiley Willy, the fellatio fella. All she needed was dry cleaning his DNA, which is just as valid for over-population control as screwing and abortion. Or spaying and neutering. The Supremes picked the son of a Bush for White House tenant by 55% [5-to-4] after the SOB lost the popular vote by 500,000. In Europe they got his number at once: dummy they call the SOB. The reason Jenny respects the SOB (and no doubt judges and the pedophiles and pederasts of the cloth): she and conservatives have forgotten that respect should be earned, not automatic. Take the secret powwow of Cheney and the oil barons: they said if the SOB cannot change the Baghdad regime, the barons will change the regime in Washington. And they said, do not cry blood for oil, it's unpopular, use mass distraction. But Cheney's hand is so poor, Karl Rove read it as weapons of mass destruction, which was a relief because the SOB's "nuclear" threat was becoming an embarrassment. V[i]P[e]R, the federal propaganda station, broadcast the SOB saying: Rove has a fantastic mind. Quoth my wife: not much of a compliment coming from the brilliant SOB. "Legislation" is clearly abhorrent to Jenny and conservative Theoret[icians], because they forgot the 10 commandments, the 8-hour day, Social Security, Medicare,and other public interest legislation. All they remember is the tax give-away to the T2R called stimulus, the end of estate taxes and dividend taxes, and the bi-partisan blood-for-oil resolution by the Congress of, by and for the T2R. Some day I would like to meet Jennifer Theoret on any street but only after she realizes that politics is not right and left but left is right and right is wrong. And I hope she will turn 18 by next year so she can vote for me so I can go to Washington to expose the mendacity and thievery of the bribocrats.

Jenny calls me great, but she is confused. It is public interest legislation that is great and we have not had any since JFK who mated with Marilyn Monroe instead of Saddam Hussein. Good choice Jack; she was prettier.